40 Something Leslie Apr 2026

: Dealing with two daughters who either hated each other or were "little bitches" bugging her for stuff.

One evening, after a particularly long day of failing businesses and hormone-driven tears, Leslie and Pete sat on the patio. In a moment of "brutal honesty," they shared dark, funny fantasies about how they’d "accidentally" get rid of each other—Leslie joked about poisoning his cupcakes, and Pete joked about her feral cats eventually eating her hair. 40 something leslie

This is 40-something ❤️ Written and read by Leslie Means : Dealing with two daughters who either hated