Sample Line: "Ah, I see you’ve managed to turn your femur into a fine powder. That’s a 10% bonus for style!"

Instead of just gravity, Buckles uses "Pain-hancements"—rocket boots that misfire, umbrellas that catch updrafts only to invert, and magnets that pull him toward metal jagged edges. 5. Conclusion: The "Final Snap"

Use dry, clinical terminology for horrific injuries. The "Hospital Staff" should treat a 400-foot fall like a minor inconvenience.