"It’s not pirating if it’s about me!" he argued with the yellow box in his head. "It’s... archival research. Digital self-discovery. And besides, have you seen the price of movie tickets lately? I’d have to sell another kidney, and those take at least twenty minutes to grow back."
"Well," he said, standing up and stretching until his spine clicked like a bag of marbles. "Looks like it's back to the theater. At least there I can steal the popcorn from the kid in the front row. It’s the circle of life, really."
The white box in his head sighed. Wade, you’re downloading a Trojan horse. Your laptop is literally screaming in binary right now.
Suddenly, the screen went black. A single line of text appeared in neon green:
Wade gasped, clutching his chest. "Blind Al? Is that you? Did you finally figure out how to use the 'the Google'?"
He grabbed his swords, checked his reflection in a nearby spoon, and headed for the door. "And hey, at least the 'hot mutants in my area' were probably just Logan in a wig. Dodged a bullet there. Or a claw. Definitely a claw."
"Ooh, a cruise," Wade leaned in, his finger hovering over the mouse. "Do you think they have an all-you-can-eat taco bar? I bet the security is terrible. We could take over the ship and rename it the S.S. Regenerating Degenerate ."
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"It’s not pirating if it’s about me!" he argued with the yellow box in his head. "It’s... archival research. Digital self-discovery. And besides, have you seen the price of movie tickets lately? I’d have to sell another kidney, and those take at least twenty minutes to grow back."
"Well," he said, standing up and stretching until his spine clicked like a bag of marbles. "Looks like it's back to the theater. At least there I can steal the popcorn from the kid in the front row. It’s the circle of life, really." Deadpool ke staЕѕenГ zdarma
The white box in his head sighed. Wade, you’re downloading a Trojan horse. Your laptop is literally screaming in binary right now. "It’s not pirating if it’s about me
Suddenly, the screen went black. A single line of text appeared in neon green: Digital self-discovery
Wade gasped, clutching his chest. "Blind Al? Is that you? Did you finally figure out how to use the 'the Google'?"
He grabbed his swords, checked his reflection in a nearby spoon, and headed for the door. "And hey, at least the 'hot mutants in my area' were probably just Logan in a wig. Dodged a bullet there. Or a claw. Definitely a claw."
"Ooh, a cruise," Wade leaned in, his finger hovering over the mouse. "Do you think they have an all-you-can-eat taco bar? I bet the security is terrible. We could take over the ship and rename it the S.S. Regenerating Degenerate ."