Elias didn't remember downloading it. He was a digital archivist, a man who spent his days cataloging the "ghost data" of the early internet, but this was different. The timestamp on the file wasn't from today, or even the 90s. According to his OS, the file had been created on .
Elias paused, his cursor hovering. He typed a single word: Yes . Hagme1595.rar
The extraction bar crawled with agonizing slowness. As it reached 99%, his monitor flickered. The hum of his cooling fans rose to a frantic whine, then suddenly—silence. The screen went pitch black, save for a single line of white text: “Dost thou wish to unseal the Hag’s breath?” Elias didn't remember downloading it
Elias turned around. His monitor was the only light in the room, and standing in the glow was a figure wrapped in digital artifacts—pixels fluttering like dead skin. According to his OS, the file had been created on
Elias put on his headphones. He expected static. Instead, he heard the crisp, clear sound of a woman’s voice from four centuries ago, whispering directly into his ear. She didn't speak Latin or Old English; she spoke his IP address. She spoke the names of his parents. And then, she whispered the password to his own encrypted drive.
The room didn't explode. There were no ghosts. Instead, a series of high-resolution images began to populate his folder. They weren't photos, but something impossible—scans of parchment that felt three-dimensional. They were blueprints for a machine made of oak, brass, and human bone, dated to the reign of Elizabeth I.
"1595 was the year I was buried," the Hag said, her voice sounding like a corrupted disk drive. "I’ve been waiting for a system with enough RAM to let me out."
A brand new recipe and video for you as I continue my mini Summer-series about making the Ultimate S’mores!
Hi! I hope you had a wonderful Holiday last week (maybe some of you even stretched it all the way through the weekend!) If you follow me on Instagram, (especially insta-stories) you would have seen our family adventure through the heartland of America this last week!
We got to spend the Fourth of July in Pawhuska, Oklahoma where we had the full experience with our dear friend Betsy and her family. If you scroll down HERE, there is a beautiful picture of the girls in their Fourth of July duds.
Then we road tripped all the way to St Louis, Missouri so that we could spend a few days supporting Pia as she battled it out at Nationals for Fencing. It was pretty nuts, but sometimes I can’t believe how tough this girl is- like so much stronger than I ever was (and maybe still am.) She placed 18th in the nation for her age group (Y10) and qualified for Y12, which was a big deal in itself. Now I will quit geeking out on fencing and tell you that it was amazing to get home and that on Sunday night we hosted the whole family for dinner.
When I say whole family, I mean over 20 people with my and Pete’s immediate family. So, a lot of people.
And guess what we had for dessert????
You’ve got it! S’mores!!!!
Well at least for the kids (and kids at heart) we had homemade marshmallows (we have quite a stash right now), chocolate bars of every variety and last but not least: homemade graham crackers that are vegan and gluten-free! Check out the recipe below and the video above and I hope you enjoy!
Homemade Graham Crackers (Vegan and Gluten-Free)
Author: Heather Christo
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Serves: 16
Ingredients
1 cup all gluten-free all-purpose baking flour (I use bobs red mill brand)
1 cup brown rice flour
½ cup brown sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon cinnamon
½ cup vegan butter, chilled and cubed
2 tablespoons water
2 tablespoons agave
1 tablespoon mollases
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
½ teaspoons cinnamon
2 teaspoons sugar
Instructions
Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Line a large baking sheet with parchment paper. In food processor, add flour blend, brown sugar, cinnamon, baking powder, baking soda, salt and butter. Pulse until blended and resembles cornmeal. Add water, agave, molasses and vanilla. Blend until dough comes together. Add an extra tablespoon of water, if needed.
Place dough onto lined baking sheet. Place another piece of parchment paper on top of dough and roll out, until even thickness. Dough should reach to the edges of the pan. Using a pizza cutter, score the dough into desired squares/rectangles. Prick dough with fork in an even pattern. Sprinkle with the sugar and cinnamon blend.
Bake crackers for 15-17 minutes, or until edges begin to brown. Remove from oven. While still warm and on the pan, carefully cut crackers along score-lines with sharp knife. Allow to cool on pan for 10 minutes. Cool crackers completely on cooling rack. Store in airtight container.
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Recipe by Heather Christo (http://heatherchristo.com)
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Honey is not vegan. Be fair, be vegan. http://www.HowDoIGoVegan.com
I used agave not honey.
I cannot wait to try these. My son is gfdf (he has autism) and it is so hard to find him snacks he can eat, thanks!
These are super good!!! I used 1/4 cup white sugar and 1/4 cup brown sugar to ensure a crispy cookie. They are so flavorful!
Thank you Denise!