They scrambled past Misato, who was hiding beer cans in the teacher’s lounge, and tripped over Kaworu, who was leaning against a locker playing a dramatic violin solo for no apparent reason. The chase ended abruptly at the roof access door, where they found Gendo Ikari.
The sun was shining over Tokyo-3 Academy, but inside Classroom 2-A, the tension was thick enough to cut with a Progressive Knife. Shinji had done the unthinkable: he forgot his lunch. Puchi Eva: Evangelion@School AnimaГ§ГЈo, ComГ©dia ...
Rei, sitting perfectly still, held up a single, plain rice ball. “You can have half,” she offered in her usual monotone. They scrambled past Misato, who was hiding beer
Gendo slowly looked up. “To receive the rice ball, you must first... clear the cafeteria line during Meat Monday.” Shinji had done the unthinkable: he forgot his lunch
“Pathetic,” Asuka scoffed, slamming her two-story, German-engineered bento box onto her desk. “How do you expect to pilot a giant robot on an empty stomach, Ba-ka Shinji?”
The kids paled. Meat Monday was a battlefield. But as their stomachs growled in unison, they shared a look of grim determination. The Eva-ish comedy of errors was just beginning.