Scp-3008 Script Access

Euclid

SCP-3008 is to be contained within a standard anomalous item locker at Site-17. Access to SCP-3008 requires Level 3 clearance and approval from at least two Level 4 personnel. Testing with SCP-3008 must be conducted in a controlled environment, and all experiments must be logged and approved by a Level 4 personnel or higher. SCP-3008 is not to be used for personal gain or entertainment.

On//20, a researcher, hereafter referred to as D-9881, was allowed to read SCP-3008 aloud as part of a controlled experiment. D-9881 became increasingly agitated and fixated on constructing IKEA furniture, eventually abandoning the testing chamber and fleeing to an IKEA store. SCP-3008 Script

SCP-3008

When an individual reads or recites the script aloud, they will begin to experience a strong compulsion to construct IKEA furniture, regardless of their prior interest or experience with such activities. The individual will feel an overwhelming urge to visit an IKEA store, purchase specific furniture items listed in the script, and then construct them according to the provided instructions. Euclid SCP-3008 is to be contained within a

Following Incident 3008-1, it has been determined that SCP-3008 can be used to create stable, anomalous IKEA furniture constructs. These constructs have been observed to retain their anomalous properties even after the individual constructing them has been administered a Class-A amnesiac.

Testing has revealed that SCP-3008 can be used in conjunction with other anomalous scripts to create complex, IKEA-based reality distortions. Further research is required to fully understand the potential applications and risks of this discovery. SCP-3008 is not to be used for personal

Due to concerns about the potential risks of SCP-3008, all testing has been suspended indefinitely. SCP-3008 has been reclassified as a Euclid object, and all access to it requires Level 3 clearance and approval from at least two Level 4 personnel.