Subtitle Lock,.stock.and.two.smoking.barrels.19... Apr 2026

The following text is the opening monologue from , spoken by the character Bacon (Jason Statham) while selling stolen goods on a street corner.

Bacon delivers a fast-paced sales pitch for stolen goods, encouraging the crowd to buy items like jewelry, claiming they are bargains, not stolen, but just "haven't been paid for". He interacts with customers, specifically engaging with Eddie and others, before Eddie spots the police ("cozzers"), causing a quick end to the scene. You can find the on IMSDb or Script Slug . Read "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" Script subtitle Lock,.Stock.and.Two.Smoking.Barrels.19...