The-interactive-adventures-of-dog-mendonca Apr 2026

Suddenly, the door swung open. A woman stumbled in, looking like she’d just been chased through a haunted car wash. This was Nadia, a client who seemed to be suffering from a particularly nasty gypsy curse. Behind her, a loony gargoyle’s head floated into the room, cackling to itself.

Eurico, the unpaid apprentice and former pizza delivery guy, sat at a desk that was mostly held together by gum and hope. He was currently staring at a stack of unpaid bills while Dog, a werewolf who dressed like a detective from a movie that went straight to VHS, leaned back in his chair. the-interactive-adventures-of-dog-mendonca

"It's a setup!" Eurico shouted as they stood in the middle of a Nazi bunker that had somehow been transported to the 1980s. "The big revelation is coming! I can feel it!" Suddenly, the door swung open

Dog shrugged, leaning back in his chair as the sun began to rise over Lisbon. "Maybe not, kid. But look on the bright side. At least we didn't get eaten." Behind her, a loony gargoyle’s head floated into

Dog finally stood up, his joints popping like bubble wrap. "Disappearing monsters? That sounds like work. I hate work. Eurico, grab the toolkit."

Their investigation led them through the bizarre, neon-lit underbelly of Lisbon, where monsters lived side-by-side with humans in a state of mutual annoyance. They met a crossdressing Oracle who gave them clues that made less sense than a tax return, and narrowly avoided a car chase that ended with Dog accidentally biting a tire.

A mysterious figure stepped out of the shadows. It was the main bad guy, who proceeded to explain his entire evil plan in a mid-cutscene monologue that lasted longer than the actual mystery.