The Office - The Con... Apr 2026

(Looking at the camera)I think he means he’s reorganizing the seating chart. But with more ego.

I select... myself. I am the most valuable asset in this building. The Office - The Con...

The staff is crammed into the conference room. stands at the whiteboard, which is covered in magnets of every employee’s face. DWIGHT SCHRUTE stands beside him, wearing a whistle and holding a clipboard. (Looking at the camera)I think he means he’s

Can we just get this over with? I have a cat birthday party to prepare for, and I refuse to sit next to Kevin. His breathing sounds like a damp sponge. myself

Wait, I actually want Dwight so I can trade him immediately to the Annex for a bag of chips.

(Offended)It’s a medical condition, Angela. I’m "efficiently" inhaling.

Michael, we don't have enough room for eighteen people around your desk.

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